Lately, I’m leaning across watching anime rather than cartoons when I’m in my feel-like-watching-animation phase. Maybe it’s my disillusionment with Hollywood in general or maybe it’s my inner Asian geek reasserting itself, but I’ve been watching more anime in the last month than I had in the past seven years. The fact that it’s come up on the eve of exams (perfect time for procrastination) is a coincidence…really..
Case in point is a show called Fruit Basket. Essentially the show is about a girl called Tohru Honda who discovers that members of the Sohma family turn into animals of the Zodiac (the Chinese one). So the show covers all the crazy hi-jinks and awkward moments that define Japanese cinema in general.
Here are some of my favourite quotes:
Yuki: "Since when do we have a rice cooker?"
Tohru: "I found it in the trash!"
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Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you’ll be sorry then, won’t ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Yuki: "I’m sorry."
Kyo: "Shut up! You’re a real wise-ass, you know that?"
Yuki: "At least I’m not the noisy idiot who’s causing a scene outside the store."
Kyo: "Oh, you’ve done it now, girly boy! We’re taking this outside!"
Yuki: "We already are outside, you stupid cat."
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Ayame: "Yuki, let’s deepen the bond between us brothers!"
Yuki: "Before you can do that I’ll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."
Ayame: "As long as we spend time together."
Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself."
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Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."
Hatori: "Fine. I’ll drop by the house this evening."
Shigure: "Aha! What’s this, Hatori? I don’t think I’ve heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
(Shigure’s phone shows three dots slowly appearing from Hatori’s speaker.)
Shigure: "Ah! I guessed right, didn’t I? You naughty, naughty man!"
Hatori: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."
