Drink I never want to taste ever again

Bitter lemon drink with 5% real lemon juice – packaged in an adoreable 250mL tin (mum’s word not mine).
 Still can’t get the taste out of my mouth

Testifying the Word…to uni students…

9 weeks into uni and I’m having a good time. Yes the assessments are arduous, yes the time given for exams is grossly inadequate, yes the pressure is intense, yes the reading is too much and yes I never see any of my non-UQ law mates anymore but I’m loving the challenge.
I’ve met such awesome [...]

First entry

Woot, I’ve joined the wordpress bandwagon. Once I figure out this newfangled technology, I’ll upload my previous posts from my now discontinued livejournal or ‘amateurish homepage’ as an Ablaze person put it.
 Cheers

Youth of the Nation

Last day of the rest of my life
I wish I would’ve known
Cause I didn’t kiss my mama goodbye
I didn’t tell her that I loved her and how much I care
Or thank my pops for all the talks
And all the wisdom he shared
Unaware, I just did what I always do
Everyday, the same routine
Before I skate off [...]

Tirzah’s Manifesto for Abolishing the High Court of Australia

Continuing on from my legal themed posts, here’s an amusing emails from another comrade albeit from QUT *coughs* UQ rules *coughs*
The High Court is trying to kill me!
I’m not paranoid – I have proof! Tonight, they tried to overload my brain with cruel and subversive sentences!
It’s not the language they use [have a legal dictionary, [...]

Disorder in the Courts

Courtesy of Ricford Tran:
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are
Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
Published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
These exchanges were actually taking place
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________
ATTORNEY: What [...]

OC Testimony

OC 2007 has come and gone and now is the time to reflect on what I’ve learnt and experienced in April 6-9 in Melbourne.
To be honest, I didn’t get much in terms of a greater understanding of a prophetic church or great teaching. Most of the teaching either went over my head or I was [...]

Birthday Message

Mr T Enterprises wishes Lucy and Tina Wong a very happy Birthday
Many thanks for the great memories I’ve had with both of you driving me home from Ablaze every Friday night. From the close brushes with the law to skidding uncontrollably for 50m, car rides home have never been the same.
Cheap jokes aside, thanks for [...]